What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

Octopussy

How many trans people are lawful gun owners?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Is it possible for humans to determine their past life as an animal? Is there a scientific method to prove this?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

My boyfriend has been separated from his wife for 5 years. Why won't he divorce her? Should this be a deal breaker?

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What do teens do at night?

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

What are the coolest new smart home gadgets to upgrade your living space?

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are some tips for braiding a woman's hair on a date?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III